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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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asexualwalrus:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

oh my god this is horrible

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babefield:

there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

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drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

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antfucker98:

myonteru:

just because you dont like being around black people doesnt makes you racist jfc

yeah it

yeah it really does

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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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theaveragefish:

#instrumentshaming

theaveragefish:

#instrumentshaming

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freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

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theblacktastrophe:

piertotum-locomottor:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

"…MAYBE"

I’ve needed this my whole life.

I wanna pet a fucking bear

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

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(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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galtenoble:

pocketfullofwin:

Thought I’d add the rest of the Hiccup info from the Entertainment Weekly article. :)

They actually wanted to get rid of Hiccup’s freckles, how dare they. :(

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jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

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