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peaceshannon:

taken from one of my grad school seonbae’s kakao story, short poems by ha sang-wook. too funny:



연락하지
않겠다고
다짐하고
다짐해도
ㅡ하상욱 시집 ‘야식집’ㅡ


어딜

거니
ㅡ하상욱 시집 ‘리모콘’ㅡ

이거
받자고
내가
그동안
ㅡ하상욱 시집 ‘적립포인트’ㅡ

알고
보면
다들
딱히
ㅡ하상욱 시집 ‘불금’ㅡ

이게
뭐라고
이리
힘들까
ㅡ하상욱 시집 ‘메뉴선택’ㅡ

꼴보기
싫은데
빼기도
그렇고
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autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

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charlieleelee:

belovedlittlecorpse:

thatbitchgaylor:

imperfectivy:

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

A+ gif use!

^singing^ its still fucking stupidddddd

I read the book and I still agree. 

being pretentious and dumb in writing is still being pretentious and dumb

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jazzmanisineffect:

Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

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kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

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peaceshannon:

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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  • Watching the MTV awards.
  • Friend: who's that?
  • Me: Ellen Page? She was in Juno and Inception. She recently came out.
  • Friend: Oh. That's why she's dressed like that.
  • Me: um
  • Me: no
  • Me: no
  • Me: no
  • Friend: but
  • Me: no.
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"

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

"

Most Female Killers Use Poison (via dylanludwig)

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chibisokka:

hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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