Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
(Source: nsfwhumor)
I’ve been reading Naruto for the whole day
and holy cranberry juice
immortal villain and zombies and shit
what the hell is going on
Oops.
lolololol
I haven’t read Naruto in 5 years.
What the flip is going on.
(Source: hate-the-humanity)
Greatest pick up of all time
Raymond Chandler reminds us to stay humble, as our wits are about as eternal as the food turning soft in our fridge (I’m looking at you cabbage…).
“Cleverness, like perhaps strawberries, is a perishable commodity.”
I find quote-hoarding to be a fabulous method of borrowing the knowledgable thoughts of others when my own fails.
Check your privilege Korra honestly
http://hyunjoosong.blogspot.com/
some boards from episode 3
they even have the deleted scene where Korra sniffs the air in the Triple Threat Triad HQ and says there’s been fresh firebending
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
Colbert you fantastic wonderful bastard you